Mayonnaise, a creamy and delightful condiment, has its origins in the French cuisine and is often used as a base in many other sauces and dressings. While it’s readily available in stores, there’s nothing quite like the taste of homemade mayonnaise. Not only is it fresher and tastier, but it’s also healthier, as it doesn’t contain the preservatives found in store-bought versions. The recipe we’re sharing today requires only four ingredients: oil, lemon juice, egg yolk, and a teaspoon of honey. This homemade version is rich, creamy, and velvety with a slight tang from the lemon and a hint of sweetness from the honey. The process of making mayonnaise involves slowly adding oil to the egg yolk while whisking continuously to create an emulsion. It’s essential to add the oil gradually to prevent the mayonnaise from splitting. Once you’ve mastered this recipe, you can experiment by adding different flavors like garlic, herbs, or spices to make variations of mayonnaise. Remember, homemade mayonnaise is a perishable product, so it’s best consumed within a week and stored in the refrigerator.
Ingredients
- 1 pt. oil
- juice of 1/2 lemon
- 1 egg yolk
- 1 tsp. honey
Mixing Instructions
- Mix egg yolk slightly.
- Add oil, 1 drop at a time, until it begins to thicken, then add slowly and steadily.
- Add lemon juice and honey.
- Store in fridge.
Calorie: 100
Total cooking time:15 minutes
Difficulty level: Medium

The Mayo Chronicles: A Saucy Tale
The Lead Up to a Creamy Dream
Let’s set the scene. It’s Sunday afternoon. My fridge is as bare as Old Mother Hubbard’s cupboard, and my stomach is growling louder than a disgruntled bear. What’s a famished foodie to do? Why, whip up some homemade mayonnaise, of course! Because nothing says ‘desperate culinary escapade’ quite like deciding to make your own condiments.
The Ingredients: A Quartet of Unlikely Heroes
I rummage through my pantry and fridge like an archaeologist on a dig, pulling out a point of oil, the juice of half a lemon, a lone egg yolk, and a teaspoon of honey. It’s a motley crew of ingredients if I’ve ever seen one, but hey, it’s not the first time I’ve made a meal from less.
Mixing the Egg Yolk: A Mini Odyssey
First on the agenda: the egg yolk. I crack the egg with one hand – a skill I’ve honed over many failed attempts and numerous instances of shell in my scrambled eggs. With the precision of a surgeon, I separate the yolk from the white. The yolk goes into the bowl and I mix it slightly. It’s a bit like stirring a tiny, golden sun.
Adding Oil: A Slow and Steady Race
Next up – the oil. The instructions say to add it one drop at a time, until the mixture begins to thicken. I’m no stranger to patience – I once waited three hours in line for a donut – but this is next level. Drop. Stir. Drop. Stir. It’s like a culinary version of Groundhog Day. But eventually, I see the light at the end of the tunnel. The mixture begins to thicken, and I start adding the oil more steadily, like a marathon runner picking up the pace as the finish line approaches.
In Comes the Lemon and Honey: The Zesty Plot Twist
Time to add the lemon juice and honey. The lemon juice is tart enough to make my mouth pucker just thinking about it, and the honey is sweeter than my grandmother’s compliments. I pour them into the bowl, hoping they’ll bring balance to the force – I mean, the mayonnaise.
Storing the Mayonnaise: A Chilly Cliffhanger
Finally, I store the mayo in the fridge. It’s a bit like sending your child off to school for the first time. Will it set properly? Will it make friends with the leftover meatloaf and the half-eaten tub of ice cream? Only time will tell.
The Aftermath: A Saucy Conclusion
So, there you have it. The tale of my mayonnaise-making escapade. It was a journey filled with ups and downs, laughs, and a surprising amount of arm work (who knew making mayo could double as a workout?). But in the end, I had a tub of homemade mayonnaise, and a newfound respect for anyone who makes their own condiments.
Until next time, when I’ll likely tackle the behemoth that is homemade ketchup. But for now, I’m off to spread some of this golden goodness on a sandwich. Bon appétit!