If you’re anything like me, you know that the icing on the cake (literally) is what truly completes a dessert. And when it comes to icing, nothing beats the classic – Chocolate Icing. This recipe comes from my grandmother’s cookbook, and it’s been a family favorite for years. With just five simple ingredients – sugar, evaporated milk, cocoa, butter, and vanilla – you can whip up a batch of this creamy, decadent icing in no time at all. It’s perfect for topping cakes, cupcakes, or even a batch of homemade donuts. Plus, it’s an excellent way to add a personal, homemade touch to any store-bought dessert. I guarantee once you try this homemade chocolate icing, you’ll never want to go back to the store-bought stuff. And the best part? You probably have all the ingredients in your pantry already! So why not give it a try? I promise, you won’t be disappointed.
Ingredients
- 2 c. sugar
- 1/2 c. evaporated milk
- 3 to 5 Tbsp. cocoa
- 1 stick butter
- 1 tsp. vanilla
Icing Preparation
- Mix and boil two minutes.
- Beat until thick enough to put on cake.
Calorie: 200
Total cooking time: 10 minutes
Difficulty level: Easy

The Sweet Saga of the Chocolate Icing
Let me tell you about the time I decided to whip up some chocolate icing. It was no ordinary day, dear reader. No, it was a day when I thought, “Hey, why not try to make an icing that could potentially ruin a perfectly good cake?” Because, you know, I like to live dangerously.
The Ingredients of Destiny
So there I was, standing in my kitchen, armed with nothing but my hopeful spirit and a dubious list of ingredients. These were 2 cups of sugar, 1/2 cup of evaporated milk, 3 to 5 tablespoons of cocoa (because apparently precision is overrated), 1 stick of butter, and 1 teaspoon of vanilla. Yes, it was a troop of culinary soldiers ready to march into the battlefield of my mixing bowl.
The Great Mixing Debacle
Now, onto the mixing part. The recipe said, “Mix and boil for two minutes.” Sounds easy enough, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s about as easy as juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope.
Why, you ask? Well, consider this: sugar and milk don’t exactly have a history of getting along. They’re kind of like that cat and dog who constantly chase each other around the house, leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. And adding cocoa to the mix? That’s like tossing a squirrel into the cat-dog chase. But hey, who doesn’t love a good culinary soap opera?
The Butter Conundrum
Next came the butter. Ah, butter, the ultimate peacemaker. It’s like that cool aunt who walks into the room, and suddenly the cat, the dog, and the squirrel are all behaving themselves. And you know what? It worked. The mixture started to look less like a disaster zone and more like actual, edible food.
Vanilla: The Secret Weapon
Then, stealthily, I added the vanilla. Why stealthily, you ask? Because, dear reader, vanilla is the secret spy of the baking world. It enters unnoticed, but without it, everything just falls apart. It’s like the James Bond of flavor, minus the tuxedo and the martinis.
The Beating of a Lifetime
Finally came the beating. Now, “beat until thick enough to put on a cake” might sound straightforward, but let me assure you, it is anything but. It’s like trying to decipher a message written in hieroglyphics. What does “thick enough” even mean? Is it the thickness of a winter quilt? A blob of playdough? The plot of a Christopher Nolan movie?
The Moment of Truth
After what seemed like an eternity, there it was: my very own, homemade chocolate icing. It had been a journey filled with suspense, hilarity, and a lot of sugar. But as I spread it onto my cake, I knew it had been worth it. Because in the end, isn’t that what cooking is all about? A little bit of chaos, a dash of hilarity, and a whole lot of deliciousness.
So, dear reader, the next time you find yourself in the land of sugar, milk, cocoa, butter, and vanilla, remember this tale. Remember the great mixing debacle, the butter conundrum, and the secret weapon of vanilla. And most importantly, remember to have fun, because that’s the icing on the cake.