In my culinary adventures, I’ve baked countless pies. But this Coconut Custard Pie holds a special place in my heart. Originating from the tropical islands where coconuts are plentiful, this pie is a delightful fusion of creamy custard and the exotic flavor of coconut. Its history traces back to the colonial times when the early American settlers created custard pies. Over time, as they experimented with different ingredients, the coconut, an exotic addition, gave birth to the delicious Coconut Custard Pie we know and love today. It’s a testament to how food evolution can lead to such fascinating and delectable results. The beauty of this pie lies in its simplicity. With just a few common ingredients like eggs, milk, sugar, and of course, coconut, you can create a dessert that’s absolutely mouth-watering. The Bisquick in the recipe adds a lovely texture to the pie, making it a hit in family gatherings, potlucks, and any festive celebration. I love this pie for its creamy sweetness, perfectly balanced by the distinct flavor of coconut. Each bite transports me to a tropical paradise, making it an instant mood booster on gloomy days. And the best part? It’s easy to make, and I’m here to guide you every step of the way!
Ingredients
- 4 eggs
- 2 c. milk
- 1/2 c. Bisquick
- 1/3 c. softened oleo
- 1 tsp. vanilla
- 1 can coconut
- 3/4 c. sugar
Baking Instructions
- Put all ingredients into blender and blend well 1 to 3 minutes.
- Pour into an ungreased pie pan and bake at 350° for 45 minutes.
Calorie: 300
Total cooking time: 1 hour
Difficulty level: Easy

The Chronicles of My Baking Misadventures: The Coconut Custard Pie Episode
I’ve been known to do some pretty crazy things in the kitchen. I once tried to make a lasagna without any pasta. Yeah, that’s right, no pasta. But I digress. Today, we’re going to be talking about my attempt at making a Coconut Custard Pie. Now, this is no ordinary pie, my friends. This one has the power to make you question your very existence. But also, it’s delicious.
The Conception of The Pie: Gathering the Ingredients
Every great story starts with a list of ingredients. Or at least that’s what I tell myself to justify my late-night Google sessions. So, here they are: 4 eggs, 2 c. milk, 1/2 c. Bisquick, 1/3 c. softened oleo, 1 tsp. vanilla, 1 can coconut, and 3/4 c. sugar. Don’t forget the sugar. Trust me, I’ve done that before, and it was not pretty.
The Attack of the Blender: The Blending Process
Now, where were we? Ah, yes, the ingredients. So, you’re supposed to put all of them into a blender and blend well for 1 to 3 minutes. Sounds simple, right? Well, that’s where you’d be wrong. If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my culinary escapades, it’s that blenders are not to be trusted. They’re sneaky little kitchen appliances, always ready to splatter your walls with whatever you’re trying to blend. But alas, it’s a risk we must take for the sake of the pie.
The Oven’s Revenge: The Baking Process
After the blender has had its fun, it’s time to pour our concoction into an ungreased pie pan and bake at 350° for 45 minutes. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “That sounds easy!” Oh, how I wish that were true. If there’s one thing more unpredictable than a blender, it’s an oven. It’s like a game of Russian roulette, but with dessert. Will it be perfectly golden and delicious? Or will it resemble a hockey puck more than a pie? Only time will tell.
The Final Verdict: The Taste Test
And now, the moment of truth. After surviving the blender and the oven, it’s time to taste the fruits of our labor. I took a bite, and let me tell you, it was like a party in my mouth. The eggs, milk, Bisquick, oleo, vanilla, coconut, and sugar had all come together in perfect harmony. It was a symphony of flavor, a ballet of sweetness. It was, in short, delicious.
The Conclusion: Reflecting on The Journey
So there you have it, my friends, the tale of my coconut custard pie. It was a journey filled with ups and downs, laughter and tears, and a whole lot of mess. But in the end, it was worth it. Because let’s face it, isn’t that what cooking is all about? The thrill of the unknown, the joy of discovery, the satisfaction of a job well done. And most importantly, the pie. It’s always about the pie.
So, what’s next on my cooking agenda? Well, I’ve been thinking about trying a pasta-free lasagna again. Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned from this experience, it’s that I never learn from my experiences. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? Until next time, happy cooking!