This Dill Dip recipe is a crowd-pleaser! It’s simple to prepare, and perfectly pairs with raw vegetables. The secret to its flavor is letting it sit in the fridge for a few hours before serving.
Ingredients
- 3/4 c. Miracle Whip salad dressing
- 1 c. sour cream
- 1/2 Tbsp. minced onion
- 1/2 Tbsp. parsley flakes
- 1/2 Tbsp. dill weed
Mixing Instructions
- Mix all ingredients together.
- Let sit in refrigerator several hours before serving.
- Serve with raw cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, celery, mushrooms and cherry tomatoes.
Calorie: 100
Total cooking time:10 minutes
Difficulty level: Easy

The Miracle of the Dill Dip
Now, I’ve whipped up many a dip in my time, but none so miraculous as the Dill Dip. I mean, it’s got the word ‘Miracle’ in the ingredients, for Pete’s sake. That’s right, folks, our main player in this game is the ever humble, yet mysterious – 3/4 c. Miracle Whip salad dressing. It’s the kind of miracle that doesn’t part seas, but parts a sea of hungry, veggie stick wielding guests at a party.
A Sour Tale
Our next ingredient is the one that’s often misunderstood. Yes, I’m talking about the 1 c. sour cream. I tell you, sour cream gets a bad rap. I’ve heard people say, “Why would I want to eat something that’s sour and creamy?” But, my friends, sour cream is the silent hero of the culinary world, the Clark Kent to our Superman. You may not realize it, but it’s there, subtly enhancing everything it touches like a culinary fairy godmother.
Onion and Friends
Let’s not forget our dear friends, 1/2 Tbsp. minced onion and 1/2 Tbsp. parsley flakes. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Minced onion and parsley flakes? What is this, a 70s dinner party?” But trust me, these two are like the dynamic duo of flavor town. They’re like the Batman and Robin of the culinary world, always ready to save the day (and your dip) from the clutches of Blandville.
The Dill Deal
Last, but certainly not least, we’ve got the big hitter, the star of the show, the one, the only – 1/2 Tbsp. dill weed. Now, dill weed is the kind of ingredient that walks into a room (or a dip) and says, “Hey, look at me. I’m here, I’m herbaceous, get used to it.” It’s assertive, it’s bold, but most importantly, it’s downright delicious.
The Mixing Magic
Now, onto the action. The steps are simple enough. Mix all ingredients together. That’s it. No fancy techniques, no secret handshakes. Just you, your ingredients, and a mixing bowl. Now, this is where things can get a little chaotic. You see, when you mix ingredients, they tend to fight back. You might get a bit of sour cream on your shirt, or a parsley flake in your hair. But that’s the beauty of it. You’re in the trenches, creating something delicious out of chaos. It’s like a culinary war zone, but the only casualties are your clean clothes.
The Wait
Next up, you let the dip sit in the refrigerator for several hours before serving. I know, I know. The wait is the hardest part. But trust me, it’s worth it. It’s like waiting for Christmas morning, but instead of presents, you get a delicious dip.
The Grand Finale
Finally, the moment of truth. The dip is ready. The veggies are cut. You serve your masterpiece with raw cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, celery, mushrooms, and cherry tomatoes. As you watch your guests dive into the dip, you can’t help but feel a sense of accomplishment. You’ve created something delicious, something magical. You’ve created… the Dill Dip.
So, there you have it, folks. A humorous journey through the making of Dill Dip. It’s a roller coaster of flavors, a symphony of ingredients, a… well, you get the idea. Now, go forth and create your own dill-icious masterpiece. Trust me, your tastebuds (and your guests) will thank you.